Baby Carter Presents...Normal Weirdness:
a Taste of Winter Ahead or Tooth Fairy T.V.
Hello, I'm Baby Carter.
As many of you already know I often post special reports for my Tia, Annabelle Echo on this blog.
Recently I appeared on WCCO TV reporting on an early winter storm.
After sledding and falling face first into a snow drift my brother Emmett who just sent two teeth to the tooth fairy helped me shave off my snow beard and snow mustache. Emmett told Tia that he lost a tooth but because his mouth was a little confused from the rearrangement and confusing configuration he hadn't quite adapted and she thought he had said, “washed a goose” not “lost a tooth”. But that is neither hear nor there. Tia asked some probing questions about the tooth fairy. Did he wear pink spandex and tutu? What was it like meeting him? Did he have a magic wand? TIA IS NOT FUNNY! Besides which, Emmett never saw any Tooth Fairy but he did leave a Fantastic Four figurine under Emmett’s pillow. Tia told Emmett that she use to be one of the Fantastic Four when they were the Fantastic Five. NOT FUNNY, TIA! Whatever. Anywho... we then went home, shoveled the snow to build a snowman and just as the media showed up I was enjoying my first taste of snow. It tasted O.K. But next time I think I'll add a touch of maple syrup.
On the Web:
WCCO TV: Normal Weirdness-A Taste of Winter
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Fantastic Four
Tooth Fairy
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