An Amusing Look at the News; Examples: * Cartoon Controversy * Life is like a tunnel from San Diego to Tijuana * Act your Age, Not your Shoe Size * Ogle the Silver Planet * Anderson Cooper 360°: Mine Safety * Anderson Cooper, I wish I knew how to quit you… * Mayor McCheese & The Chocolate Factory * If your mother says she loves you, check it out! * City News Bureau & Countdown to Eyelashes * Free the Naughty Gnomes...