Thursday, October 09, 2008

Talk Show Host Leo Lyons Trapped in Bank!

Dear Emmett & Carter,
It seems that our feline friend and host of the "Leo Lyons Show" got locked in and was trapped in yet another failing bank when it closed unexpectedly and suddenly in Chicago last night...
Signed with LOVE, your Tia…

Monday, September 15, 2008

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Happy 5th Birthday to Carter!

...this is a TOP SECRET transmission

...from the Oort Cloud Galaxy...

Happy Birthday Earthling!

You Have Orbited the Oort Cloud 5 Times!

We of Globular Cluster #5 Salute You!

Signed,
Your Friends at the Oort Cloud Galaxy

...End Transmission Sequence...
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Thursday, June 26, 2008

The Bulls Matador: Kevin Blanchard

Like many women; not all of course, I don’t pay much attention to sports. I spend much of my free time studying politics and government instead. Recently though I read that sports as a national pastime is greatly influenced by politics and government. Professional sports team owners get tax breaks and subsidies in order to stay financially solvent and profitable. David Cay Johnston writes about these financial shenanigans in his new book, Free Lunch: How the Wealthiest Americans Enrich Themselves at Government Expense and Stick You With the Bill.

Since I’m so oblivious to what’s going on in the world of sports I have to rely on some of the men in my life: one being none other than Kevin Blanchard, a member of the Bull’s Matadors Dance Team. Kevin is an absolute encyclopedia when it comes to sports and by-the-way, a lot of pop culture. He puts a vital and important spin upon what news junkies like me consider trivial:

Wednesday, March 12, 2008
There’s a Line between Decency and Filth
By Kevin Blanchard
Current mood: Angry
Category: Sports

“F#*k you Gordon!... F#*k you Gordon… F#*k you Gordon… ”

You would think we were at a Bulls game and Ben Gordon got traded, no, that was directed at Indiana phenom Eric Gordon and it came courtesy of almost 19,000 angry Illini fans whom have not forgotten that Gordon did an about face on his verbal commitment and chose to sign instead with Indiana. But he was not the last.
Kevin Love, the 6' 10" power forward/center from Oregon had signed a national letter of intent with UCLA, let’s just say the Oregon faithful were not happy with that call. Within days and weeks, Kevin Love received threatening phone calls from hecklers who threatened to blow his head off and blow up the hotel he stayed in when the very college team he plays for, UCLA’s Bruins, would be playing the Oregon Ducks.

But it got worse: A lot worse: Read the rest of Kevin Blanchard’s post.

Kevin Blanchard’s Page

Chicago Bulls Matadors

Friday June 27, 2008
Mercury Cafe, 1505 W. Chicago Ave Poetry Open Mic & Showcase,
featuring Rachel Javellana, Bob Rashkow, and Kevin Blanchard
7 to 9 PM sharp
Admission is FREE!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Baby Carter Presents: My Big Brother’s Movie Debut!


Hello. My name is Baby Carter.

I’d like to introduce my big brother Emmett who is celebrating his movie debut pretending to be a nihilist named Dieter from Sprockets.

Below my gorgeous picture you will find some sprockets of his brilliant and truly disturbing performance. Auf Wiedersehen!


Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Erika Poethig is an Obama Volunteer...

My friend Erika Poethig braved the bitter cold in Iowa to volunteer for the Barack Obama campaign this past week. I hope that she will allow me to include in this post some of her emails that describe her experience. Stay tuned people and thank you to Erika and all the other selfless campaign volunteers.
The Last Leg Of Iowa Caucus Begins by Mike Flannery